CONFESSIONS OF AN UNCOOL

I am uncool. Strike that. I am painfully uncool.

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Why is everything fuzzy?

I have lost an epic reading list and, ironically, I now feel listless.

Bedtime for bonzos.

How late do I have to stay up to maintain the illusion of youth? Cause I’m fading at 7pm.

Is it possible to die from sleep deprivation, and if so is it worth the risk?

I have to shave for a wedding. The bride and groom don’t believe that I look like I haven’t graduated from high school when I shave.

Bedtime for bonzos.

Bedtime for bonzos after bachelor parties.

I am searching for more opportunities to incorporate Yiddish into everyday conversation.

Bedtime for bonzos.

I now have pine cologne.

Dsneyland tomorrow. Yes ma’am.

I now have pine cologne and a new haircut. Ruggedness achieved.

Taking Costa Mesa by storm. Ish.