RT @chriscolfer: Every time I get injured I measure it’s severity by asking myself “Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?”
Are there any cliffs in Beaverton that I can fling myself into oblivion from?
I need a few more pen-pals. Who’s interested?
Captain Planet, he’s our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero…
Why must all good books come to an end?
Love is like a potato, it sprouts from the eye.
Fingers and woodstove don’t mix. My flesh is burning.
RT: @scardwell: RT @robertjosiah: I’m imagining a lot of “who’s on first?” type situations in Chicago regarding iPods and iPads.
Bedtime for bonzos.
I may or may not be watching Sister Act 2.
I just got a whiff of Christmas spirit. My holiday clock needs adjustments.
This is funny. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/the_devil_writes_pat_robertson.html?sc=fb&cc=fp
Whoa. RT: @travelportland: And we have a winner! So exactly how many breweries does Portland have within city limits? RT @wende: 32
I just took a shower and brushed my teeth for a phone interview. Useless? Maybe.
RT: @jonblack: A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Phone interviews are scary.
Cool Harry’s on 10th and Alder. Epic.
Cool Harry’s. 10th and Alder. Be there. Booyah.
I may have found a new goal in life. To taste as many of these as possible before I die: http://tinyurl.com/ycazg9v
Who knew that Dec. 4th was International Root Beer Day and didn’t tell me?
Did it effect Oregon or affect Oregon? RT: @ThePortlander: Salami Recall Due to Salmonella Effects Oregon http://bit.ly/4SIKi6
RT: @scardwell: RT @dealsplus: Just retweet this to win an iPhone 3GS from @dealsplus. Details here: http://bit.ly/7v9AvB
Bedtime for Confederate Bonzos in the Attic.
RT: @ddn: I wish I had a great signature.
Ha ha. http://www.threadless.com/submission/250063/Peanuts
Booyah. RT: @fox12oregon: Facebook has selected Prineville for its new data center: http://bit.ly/6n2faM
RT: @scardwell: Twitter needs rollover characters.
Where is my Inklings equivalent?
I’m appalled that none of you know any classy, talented movie stars with a hankering to marry a Portland boy. Appalled.
Ask me something, please. http://www.formspring.me/biganderz
Is [insert witty tweet here].
I find myself in need of a project.
Does anybody know of any classy, talented movie stars with a hankering to marry a boy from Portland, OR?
Laugh RT@jenniferkailey: I need to stop following so many celebs on twitter I feel left out when they all go to the Golden Globes without me
In the immortal words of T.L.E.T.C., “I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.”
Somebody tell me a joke.
RT: @znmeb: Tinker Bell is Taco Bell’s half-sister.
I need to figure out a way to visit KC to have the inaugural meeting of the Friend Crew, which as of right now, is more like the Friend Two.
Anyone else feel sorry for the orange Hunger Monster on the Weight Watchers commercials?
So, I didn’t get any suggestions for 2010 goals. I’m not angry, Twitter, I’m just hurt.
RT: @nerdsrocket: RT @chriscolfer: I’m thinking Sue Sylvester needs to replace Simon on Idol.
I need some goals for 2010. Help me brainstorm tweet peeps.
"Now this is a story all about how…"
Tweet for Tees. http://bit.ly/4EkvaC
RT: @nerdsrocket: RT @MythBusters: Oh joy - It’s Palindrome Day in the U.S. again! 011110
I miss the world.
Bedtime for bonzos or Confederates in the Attic? You decide. For as Captain Planet always says, “The power is YOURS!” That means you.
Bedtime for bonzos it is.